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Professional Loser

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

theblackandgreenmartian:

Finally one of these tweets with some sense.

theblackandgreenmartian:

Finally one of these tweets with some sense.

ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

Anonymous said: Why do you hate perks of being chinese...

sniffing:

7th-basketball-kicker:

sniffing:

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ashley Perks-of-being-chinese. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ashley was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Ashley, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.

Seriously. You did all that stuff to HER and your calling her pathetic. You blew her off and when she asked why you got offended. You were the one being an asshole. She just wanted a friend. You made an assumption about her sexuality and made her feel alienated. Maybe that’s why she is who she is now

bless ur poor soul

baluchx:

this accurately describes my life.


Jing Wen @ Supreme NY

Jing Wen @ Supreme NY

troyeoakdizzle:

troyeller:

xkeithyx:

hcwell:

DAN AND PHIL BOTH UNFOLLOWED SAM PEPPER WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

do you guys hear that?

it’s the sound of Sam Pepper’s career going out the window

goodbye, little pepper. it was nice knowing you

little pepper

I just really hope he learns from this, thats all I care about. that everyone, including him, understands the severity of his actions

jibblyuniverse:

buckyxbarnes:

MCU + Most Heartbreaking Moments [one]

This is a lovely gifset of death